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localcanadiancreature62 · 3 months ago

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BillfordWeek2024,Week 4 - What Could've Been

Buckle up chucklefucks,this is the last week of BillfordWeek2024 and y'alls have until the 25th to finish your entries. Kiddingg,it doesn't matter if you get them done like two or three days after loll i just wanted the event to have an official end. This is also my own written entry that i was supposed to make at the 19th whoopsss. @aria-greenhoodie @aaabatteryy @wind-tail @spaghettipal @cecilscribbles

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Title - In a different life,in a different time (hehe. a different form,a different time)

Ford is drinking coffee in his bedroom at night while he writes about his new findings regarding the existence of Jackalopes and the Boogeyman in his new Journal 4,sighing contentedly as he recalls capturing the antlered creatures with his niece and nephew without feeling any sort of dread or paranoia this time. "Finally. A moment to myself without having to deal with the portal Bill's tomfoolery and alll of that nonsense. It's just me,and my wonderful memories of my family. Nothing can ruin this blissful moment." Ford says to himself as he embraces the peace that the universe has finally given him,he then continues documenting his findings as he sketches the Jackalopes into the Journal. He then pours himself another cup of coffee straight from the brewing machine,sniffing the bitter beans as he then slowly slurps the beverage while enjoying the moment. Only for him to drop the cup after getting startled by the sudden ringing of the telephone on the table. He then scoffs in frustration after realizing what he had done as he then answers the phone to see who is calling him at this hour.

"Stanley i swear if this is another one of your prank calls-." Ford remarks as he thought it was his brother trying to contact him for another one of his dumb jokes,only for him to hear a familiar high-pitched shrill voice yell into the other line. "SIXER PLEASE LET COME OVER HERE! I NEED TO SHOW YOU SOMETHING!. MAYBE THIS'LL MAKE YOU GET BACK WITH ME!." Bill exclaims as he desperately screams into the Theraprism landline while Ford sighs in exasperation after realizing that this is the billionth time his triangular ex has called.

"Oh. It's you. Bill,how many times do i have to tell you that we're done?!. I don't need you in my life anymore,all you did was ruin it whenever you were around!." Ford shouts as he then roughly puts the phone back on the rotary in anger,only for him to hesitantly grab it back after realizing that the triangle won't hang up until he gets what he wants. "You're still there,aren't you?." Ford asks as he then hears the isosceles practically crushing the phone in excitement. "Yes. Please come over. I found something that'll finally convince you. I'm begging." Bill replied as the genius can hear the pathetic desperation oozing from his voice.

Ford then pinches the bridge of his nose as he tries to consider visiting his dumb ex once more despite knowing that it'll end in them arguing again while the creature gets sent to solitary confinement for aggression,but part of him misses his muse and he remembers that they used to have such a great partnership before things soured between them. "Fine. I'll hear out your pathetic whining again. So much for a peaceful evening.." Ford says as he then hangs up,not allowing the triangle to excitedly ramble about how he's so happy that he's visiting again.

Bill then has the Axolotl prepare to teleport his genius to the Theraprism as Ford then puts his trenchcoat back as he then puts a laser gun into his pocket. As while the triangle won't be able to hurt him anymore,he can never be too careful and he figured that it'd be better to be safe than sorry especially regarding his volatile former muse who still has his powers albeit they're limited. The researcher then goes over outside as he waits for get himself transported to the glorified insane asylum that is the Theraprism,and he closes his eyes only to arrive at the asylum while eyeing the rows of prison phone cubicles before him. He then spots his former muse waving at him and urging him to come over. Ford then sighs as he walks over to the cubicle where the isosceles is.

"So what is it that you so desperately wanted to show me?." Ford questions while glaring at the triangle who's staring at him with an adoring eye only to snap out of it once the man calls his name. "You're so handsome- Wait huh?. Oh right. Check this out." Bill says as he then projects an alternate version of himself and Ford,where he appears to be human while his genius is like 80 years old via beaming up a holographic image of the other reality onto the glass wall of the cubicle. The holographic projection flashes images of the alternate Bill and Ford being so happy together,getting married having fun dates and even spending time with the rest of the Pines without any chaos or destruction caused by the triangle ruining everything. The og Ford has his mouth agape in shock over the projection,not expecting to see himself being so.. peaceful with his former muse albeit in a different reality. "Wh-Why are you showing me this?. Is this even real?,is this an actual alternate reality or are you tricking me again?." Ford remarks in confusion,only for the triangle to look at him distantly.

"It's real,i saw it with my own eye while sulking about the many realities where i succeeded in my plan but we're happy together in the end after some trial and error. I looked through a lot of different universes where we're happy to cope,but this one stood out. Look at this,look at the projection closely. This is what happens,when i actually talk about my issues and therapy works out and we make up instead of me pushing you away." Bill explains as he then started crying in guilt,big fat tears streaming from his eye.

"Look at what could've been,look at what happens to us when i actually deal with my dumb problems instead of ruining everything for myself like i always do." Bill says as he kept crying,the man wincing as he saw the isosceles cry while not knowing what to make of it as it could be another trick. "And you're telling me this,because?." Ford questions in annoyance despite also feeling bad about letting their relationship become so bitter.

"Because maybe we can be like them. Maybe we can make up and i can have the happy ending that alternate reality gave the other me. Where we're married and i actually get along with the rest of the Pines." Bill remarks while wiping off his own tears as the genius stares at him in disbelief. Ford then clutches the telephone as he watches the triangle keep holding onto the Theraprism landline while still projecting the image onto the wall. "I- Bill,i know you want us to get back together because you want to get out of this glorified asylum and for.. other reasons. But this is impossible with the current sluggish rate of your recovery. And i'm not even sure if this future scenario happens in our reality,for all we know this 'happy ending' that you speak of only takes place in that reality and you're destined to rot here for all of eternity." Ford says coldly as the isosceles gasps in shock over his reaction.

"Okay. If you want me to rot here,fine. Be that way. But i just want you to know,that you never stopped being my genius even after everything." Bill replied bitterly as the man ignores him and walks away from the prison phone cubicle. The triangle looks at his genius sadly as he watched him walk away but he knew it was for the best since all he has done is ruin him like Ford himself said.

'And you never stopped being my dear muse.. I wish we could make up too,but things have just gotten so difficult for us.' Ford thought to himself as he voices what he wanted to say to his own mind rather than his beloved muse whom a part of him still missed even with everything the isosceles had done to hurt him,he secretly yearned for the great partnership they used to have before the betrayal but he knows that he can't fix something that's been broken beyond repair.

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ravioliet · 4 months ago

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heyyyyy so guess who's back on that mlp au nonsense again! that's right it's me here's mlp au Odd Todd he's a paint horse because its fun :) also part draconequus (pseudo-draconequus? idk what to call him but he’s still mostly a pony not a full draconequus) because he's been messing around with chaos magic and stuff, he’s got a dragon tail and talon, as well as a rabbit paw and little antlers because jackalope reference hehe

some little screenshot redraws i did for fun as well because i somehow didn’t put together just how Discord coded this entrance was until just recently. like Discord literally showed up for the first time in a stained glass window and Todd shows up in a painting theres definitely some parallels to be drawn here. also paint pony in a painting haha funny moment

also some bonus stuff: doodle of little pre-pienado Olive and also Oscar cutie mark design whoaaaa

#my art #odd squad #mlp au #mlp #odd squad mlp au #odd squad pbs kids

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lavvythejackalope · 2 months ago

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I know I’m preaching to the choir here but what the heck.

Since the UHC assassination, I’ve seen some accounts trying out the old “We NEED CEO’s! They’re important! The whole WORLD WON’T FUNCTION WITHOUT CEOS!!”

Just wanted to point out what I hope is obvious - this is complete and utter tripe. Nonsense. Unfounded. In simple terms - a load of bullshit. We haven’t had CEOs for the vast majority of human history. UHC has continued to function without its poor downtrodden CEO at its helm. Seems like it’s doin’ just fuckin fine.

Now if all the LABORERS stopped showing up - yeah, the company would collapse almost immediately. This is true for any and every company or industry - the people on the bottom, getting treated the worst and paid the least - THOSE PEOPLE are who society can’t function without. The ones actually doing the work, not the ones sitting in their ivory towers and rationing out lives versus dollars.

Just a reminder from a random jackalope that we don’t need them.

They Need Us

Deny, Defend, Depose

#uhc ceo #uhc shooter #uhc assassin #no one needs CEOs

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archivalofsins · 2 months ago

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Milgram has amazing rewatch value. Because you'll do something like start listening to Mikoto's second voice drama and realize that he was brought in there and chained up while still unconscious. Which is why after Es calls out to him he wakes up and is then surprised to be chained up.

[sound of door opening and Es entering]

Mikoto...

[sound of stirring and rustling cloth as though sitting up]

"Ah... Hi, Warden-kun."

You... are Mikoto, right?

"Uh... What are you talking about? It really feels like it's been a while, doesn't it? How have you been-"

[chains jingling]

"Huh? What's that...? Chains?! Oh, no- Take them off!"

I refuse. You're too dangerous. Physical restrictions are necessary.

"...Umm... Eheheh. What are you on about? Restraining someone that couldn't even hurt a fly."

End of Trial 1 Report

"Prisoner No.09, Mikoto. Guilty… I see. And that was an overwhelming vote. I’ve heard about the commotion he caused. I heard that it was quite difficult- No, I’m sorry. ……He is by far the most irregular. This one is really unexpected even for us. I'll cut him some slack this time, but if he’s going to become an obstacle for all, I'm going to take action."

Jackalope’s “Second Trial Commencement Notice”

Prisoner No. 9: Mikoto Kayano.

"Your judgment was “guilty”, and as such, his ideas were rejected. However... We have a problem. MILGRAM’s control didn’t seem to work on him. That is to say, he’s got a real case of multiple identity disorder. Don’t you get it?

The Mikoto Kayano that MILGRAM brought in as a prisoner is just his primary identity. MILGRAM was not able to account for the soul of his other identity as a separate prisoner, so has not been able to administer the proper punishment as it should have.

Hey now. Don’t judge me so harshly! I’ve been doing this a long time, but... there’s a first time for everything. We’re in a bit of a mess ourselves over this, you know."

"I'll cut him some slack this time, but if he’s going to become an obstacle for all, I'm going to take action."

"Huh? What's that...? Chains?! Oh, no- Take them off!"

"Well, we’ll use this case to improve our services in the future. So during this time, he’s been immune from the rules, unchained. Kotoko attacked him and they had a real dogfight. They were evenly matched, and he’s completely fine, intact. Maybe because he let off some steam from all that fighting, he’s back to being his primary identity. Dear oh dear."

Something not helped by the second Milgram novel displaying that Jackalopes have the ability to control the movements of prisoners,

"Ah, what a nonsensical situation." from the edge of my vision a bundle of fur walks into the passageway, "Let's have you back away from Es now." The words barely have a moment to sit in the air as Tatsumi is flung back by an invisible force the chains pressure lifting off my neck. I collapse against the wall breath heaving back into my chest. This is the first time Tatsumi has been subjected to Milgram's method of intervention, "Haa?" he stands there stunned by its' strength. However, Jacka's intervention does not end there. Tatsumi's arms begin to move stiffly as though torn between moving them forward or back. The chains inching closer to his own neck. The frantic panic within his eyes tells me all I need to know. He isn't moving of his own will. His hands turn on himself using strangling him with the chain he just had wrapped around my neck so tightly his skin protrudes through the holes. "Gah-" he falls to his knees hands struggling to loosen the chain before jerking them taught in defiance. Jacka's voice is indifferent, "I'd like to avoid any strange incidents occurring under my management. " he takes a seat near my hands that still shook lightly against the floor he sends a harsh gaze towards Mako the inciter of this incident, "As such listen carefully, do not underestimate the power of Milgram too much. In this place manipulating people's mind like this is quite easy. I can end any of you prisoners' lives with just a fleeting thought if I so desired. " Despite everything that had occurred right before her eyes, Mako's smile had not faltered, "..." "Jacka... you saved me."

Another thing to note is Milgram does not care about what happens to prisoners that have already been judged within the novels. This is shown through the death of a character. When asked if Milgram does not care about what happens to prisoners that have been judged already why not just release them it's stated that because their presence and what may happen to them within the prison as a result of their judgment could impact the guards future judgments. This is pretty much a good display of why there are no fights during the trial but there are no rules against it after they've been judged that trial.

Jacka also mentions that their are ranks amongst Jackalopes and he has a manager he has to report to. Jackalope within in Milgram (webseries) is shown to be getting reports from the Jackalope in the first novel putting him in a position of management and he is later shown to have the authority to fire other Jackalope's. He also refers to Milgram as his Milgram and doesn't make to many statements about being management like others in the novel. Then when referring to the Milgram system in general he uses we and our-

"We’re in a bit of a mess ourselves over this, you know."-"Well, we’ll use this case to improve our services in the future."

As well as not making any allusions to needing to speak to a supervisor before making changes to his Milgram instead stating things such as,

"I'll cut him some slack this time, but if he’s going to become an obstacle for all, I'm going to take action."

Ultimately going yeah sure that guy I said was completely average kicked your ass and did something that should be impossible under our system... But I'll let him have this one! I can take it as a learning experience. Ah-ha I'm so messy... I treat this shit like a game because none of it is my responsibility-

"Sorry. I’m like the guy on the couch watching the sports highlights and complaining, don’t mind me."

If he keeps it up he's gonna have to find out though. Yet, for now this shit was hilarious I'll let it pass. It's later shown that Mikoto (John) to Jackalope's own admission at the start of trial two is not constrained by the rules of Milgram at all,

"MILGRAM’s control didn’t seem to work on him. That is to say, he’s got a real case of multiple identity disorder. The Mikoto Kayano that MILGRAM brought in as a prisoner is just his primary identity. MILGRAM was not able to account for the soul of his other identity as a separate prisoner. So, has not been able to administer the proper punishment as it should have. "

Live Jackalope Reaction: "This man is pushing my leniency."

Kidding he seems to still find this very funny and a mild inconvenience at best,

"Maybe because he let off some steam from all that fighting, he’s back to being his primary identity. Dear oh dear."

Dearie me whatever shall we do this seems like entertainment to me and a problem for you~

Meanwhile Mikoto is still very much accounted for and under Milgram's control again to Jackalope's admission. So, he really is like well if it doesn't interrupt what I'm trying to do it's fine that's for you to judge him for really. That makes the only time Jackalope would be able to manipulate Mikoto in such a way when Mikoto (the prisoner and primary identity Milgram's words not mine) was fronting not Mikoto (John). So it doesn't surprise me that after the attack on his guard and the failure to properly administer punishment due to Mikoto's unique circumstances he just went,

"Fuck it I'm getting you in the interrogation room somehow even if I have to use my abilities as Jackalope and administrator to do it. Have fun waking up in chains loser- You're gonna have a regular interrogation this time over your chained up body."

"I’d say, with this (Kotoko), and also Mikoto Kayano, it’s just a terrible luck of the draw for you all. On the other hand, maybe it’s too good to be true?"

#gunsli rambles

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princess-of-the-corner · 9 months ago

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MHA - nononono, IZUKU has the cute bunny ears & tail. AFO has the wild hare "I Have Seen Things" ears, tail & eyes. (Seriously, compare a wild rabbit with a wild hare. One of those is a cute & adorable woodland creature that's put on greeting cards. The other is the mortal descendant of an Elder God, & has been forced to contain the knowledge of the universe within its mortal shell. It has Seen the end of the Universe, & it Knows when it will come.)

Okay so like.

/technically/

They're Jackalopes, not bunnies. Which means they're jackrabbits which are hares.

But also this is magic nonsense so at first glance you go 'rabbit ears???' and the little tail.

#bnha monster au

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jackalope-wyvern-kracken · 2 years ago

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Idk if y’all have seen the new Tears of the Kingdom trailer but Wild just got a WHOLE lot wilder.

SO new fic material:

-Wild fusing a stick to a rock to make the world’s worst hammer.

-Four’s general response to the fusion mechanic (either pure delight or pure horror)

-Wild just. building a car out of random stuff.

-Wind teaching Wild what a train is and then they MAKE one.

-Wild can swim through rock now. So that’s… a thing. That he can do. He can sure do that.

-Wild now has access to homing missiles.

#linked universe #wild #lu wild #tears of the kingdom #tagging the base game cause I think it’s relevant #guys this trailer felt like a fever dream in the best way possible #Botw already had 1001 ways to do everything #TotK is gonna have 2002 #jackalope’s nonsense

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zyrafowe-sny · 3 months ago

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October 23rd WIP Wednesday Game Community Answered Asks: Pine Cone (18/18)

I finished the fic!

@stonemaskedtaliesin

They slowed their pace. With the help of their Institution-issued binoculars, they eventually spied the wyverns by a cluster of boulders. That made sense — they usually preferred rocky nests.

@1attheedge

They went after livestock and killed the occasional human, but unlike their dragon cousins, wyverns couldn't also burn down fields and farmhouses.

As per Institution policy, Ballister and Ambrosius dismounted a good distance away and activated the provided portable force field enclosure to protect their horses from any predators or thieves. (Trained warhorses were expensive to replace.) Walking was a little uncomfortable in their stinky, thirdhand armor — there was no shortage of potential squires should they get injured — but finally they were close enough that the wyverns started hissing at them.

@eriquin

As one, they raised their shields and swords, ready to attack and defend from all angles as the beasts flew near. Ambrosius was already yelling silly nonsense at them — even though heckling was wasted on wyverns — and Ballister could feel a fond grin pulling at his lips. Fighting back-to-back came naturally; they were always aware of where the other was and could usually anticipate each other's next moves.

@kallisto-k

One relatively clever wyvern diving down from above did manage to separate them for a time. Even as he parried attacks from wyvern tails with his sword and landed hits, Ballister's eyes kept darting away to check how Ambrosius was doing. He shouldn't have worried; Ambrosius definitively skewered the wyvern in front of him and soon enough they were reunited. As always, stronger together.

@friend-shaped-but TW for baby creature death

Once they'd struck down all the adults, they checked the area for juveniles. Decapitating baby wyverns was gruesome work, but Ballister told himself that they were basically overabundant at this point without other predators to keep them in check. Eliminating all of them would benefit not only humans, but other native creatures too. Perhaps jackalopes would make a comeback.

@aparticularbandit

"No need to hide tonight," Ambrosius rasped, and soon demanding lips were on Ballister's. He felt a little breathless when Ambrosius finally pulled away to crack open the cider.

"You went through all the trouble of smuggling it all the way here," Ambrosius said a little apologetically. "Let's make the saddlebags a little lighter for tomorrow."

#thanks for the ask!#wip wednesday #wip wednesday game #sometimes I write #october 23 2024

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eternal-iriths · 1 month ago

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my thoughts on genshin characters @ hogwarts - part 1 mondstadt women edition

i love harry potter, and i love genshin impact, soooo why not mix the two together !!!!!!!!!! i know this has been done so many times so it's just what i think these characters would be like if they were at hogwarts :p and i fear i do get pretty long but i just love these guys what can i say

very self indulgent idc about the rest of u guys

-- mondstadt characters at hogwarts part 1:

// amber:

girl is a gryffindor through-and-through, no doubt about it

passionate ? check. playful ? check. courageous ? check. bra- yeah, she's it.

i think she'd be a half-blood, partly because of info from genshin itself - something about her grandfather being from liyue, but also because she'd have understanding of the muggle world too.

she would have the best of both worlds

for her wand, she would definitely have a unicorn tail hair core, and maybe cinnamon wood ?

a hare or bunny for her patronus, leaning more on hare

she wouldn't sit still, and is either helping out lost students, delivering messages for professors, or dragging her friends out for little adventures on school grounds

she'd also be a champion of justice, watching out for any bullies and showing them the lesser-known harsh side of hers she has

she's like gryffindor's unofficial official big sister, she's so close to the new first years and they always look up to her

she would absolutely loveeee flying classes, and you already know she's a chaser on the gryffindor quidditch team.

in her later years, she absolutely carries the team because my god she loves playing quidditch and she can get absolutely ruthless when she wants to win, and could end up being captain

i would love to see how she decorates the common room after a good old quidditch win

not many people as as cheerful and full of house spirit as her really

gryffindor's little sunshine - no, she's MY sunshine i love her ugh

first to cheer everyone up after anything demotivating, like quidditch losses or house competitions

advocate for house unity !!! she doesn't believe in the nonsensical house stereotypes, like gryffindor's are just dumb idiots willing to die, hufflepuffs being dumb and naïve, ravenclaws being arrogant snobby nerds, or slytherins having nothing to their names but their evil nature

she'd always be out trying to make friends and build bridges with them

on this topic, she'd also be a muggle-born advocate, making them feel really welcome in the wizarding world

she really is a sunshine :(

LOVES festivals

her and yoimiya would be absolute units together

i just feel like they're kinda similar, and i know we all think this too.

her, yoimiya, and lumine - the big three girlies of gryffindor

// klee:

of course a gryffindor too !!!!!

she's a mischievous little devil, the bane of jean & mcgonagalls' existences

she loves playing pranks, and tries to blame it all on qiqi because she's the most unsuspecting

also loves flying, and definitely wants to play in the quidditch team

she loves loves LOVes charms, because she can learn how to blow stuff up

of course they aren't teaching these spells to her for these reasons, but if something can be set on fire ? klee will use any spell she learns to do so

and don't forget her little dodoco she takes around everywhere with her

she loves care of magical creatures and excels in it, but would be known herself as a hazard in potions class

she loves exploring the castle and sneaking around where she shouldn't be

would try to pet dear fluffy if klee found it, and have to be dragged away by qiqi before she turns into the supper of a three-headed dog

she would be a half-blood too, because she's also half elf (are there elves in hp ?)

a sycamore and jackalope antler wand, brittle ? perhaps

// jean:

gryffindor - what a surprise ! (why has everyone been a gryffindor so far though my god)

she could also be a hufflepuff too, but i just feel she resonates more with gryffindor

would absolutely be a prefect, and be damn annoyed with how annoying the younger kids in her house are

the kitchen elves used to have coffee prepared at breakfast, but made the switch to decaf after jean's professors complained about her lack of care for her health

is she a pureblood ? half-blood ? muggleborn ? we have no idea, because the only thing you can find running through her veins is caffeine

she would definitely be a pureblood though - from the prestigious gunnhildr clan, from which generations of gryffindors has been made

she would love transfiguration, i feel, because it's such a jean subject

gets O's in all her OWLs and NEWTs. but there's no shock here

she'd also love DADA, and be really good at duelling too

doesn't let house rivalries get out of hand, especially with how she sees the younger kids act

sees a lot of herself in amber, and teaches her quite a bit/mentors her

she's a library regular, and lisa starts questioning of the sorting hat can change houses in your later years at hogwarts

definitely a unicorn tail hair core, and has a mare as her patronus

// barbara:

HUFFLEPUFF !!!!!!!!

was probably a bit sad she wasn't a gryffindor like her older sister, but definitely tries to be an inspiring leader like jean is

would eventually become a prefect too

she loves charms and herbology, and will successfully get madam pomfrey to let her help out and learn from her in the infirmary

willow and unicorn tail hair core, quite flexible. and a small bird for her patronus too

she has this really cute little owl who, i swear, looks exactly like barbara does

she always helps out her classmates in class with whatever, and if she doesn't know, she'd go away and learn all the material for it then find them the next day and help

oh she also has a passion for music gosh how could i forget

she sings in her spare time and probably blushes a bit when people bring it up, but then starts to lead impromptu singalongs in the common room

// noelle:

another cute little hufflepuff ohmygod i love her

she probably also wanted to be a gryffindor, but she's a perfect hufflepuff

loyal, caring, loving, she's everything you want in a dear friend

she wants to take part in everything i swear, she tries to lead cleanups and wants to help out with everything

she would be so good at transfiguration and charms

charms help her with learning spells to stay organised

probably a muggleborn

wants to help everyone out with everything

even the elves, and they're just like "..... please let us do our jobs" but she's a sweetheart so they don't mind

she would probably suck at potions i'm sorry noelle, so she stays up a lot trying to get better at it all the time

she's VERY organised when it comes to studying, and is a perfect study buddy

quidditch beater !!!!

definitely works in the ministry in the future

// fischl:

a ravenclaw i think she would be

for one, that big-ass vocabulary she has that confuses the crap out of everyone

mcgonagall just wants to go through a normal lesson without her going on about her fischl stuff, would even start to call her by her real name when she's too fed up

also have to mention how much effort must go into keeping up her 'persona' as Fischl von Luftschloss Narfidort

absolutely a ravenclaw

probably a muggleborn too, which is why she created her Fischl persona; nobody would know of her blood status, she can just create a new life and nobody would know (kinda)

because everyone can really see through it but just lets her do her own thing

she probably tries to get Bennett and Razor to explore the forest with her so she can show off her image

would oz be a raven or an owl ? whichever takes ur fancy i suppose

LOVES magical literature, and is known for her unique fashion even in her uniform

top student in divination :p

her patronus would be a raven tho, how fitting

secretly sentimental, treasures her friends so much

// sucrose:

also a ravenclaw !!!!! dedication to alchemy we love it

hangs around albedo a lot and wants to learn so much from him, he's her role model

loves herbology, potions, and then alchemy when she can finally do it

she's the go-to for anything related to those subjects, since she's the easier of the alchemy duo to approach

has her own little garden near the greenhouses filled with rare plants

definitely a halfblood as well

you know how, as kids, we made 'potions' with our shampoo/bath stuff or just random shit we found on the ground at playtimes ? she absolutely did that too as a kid

found some rainwater, random berries, smushed them up and mixed it altogether and had some random dude test it out for her (may or may not be anecdotal)

at the top of her classes

// mona:

also a ravenclaw

i'm just going house-by-house apparently

Mona Megistus a ravenclaw - who is surprised ?

she really really loves astrology, and the closest at Hogwarts is astronomy which probably pissed her tf off

she would probably neglect her other subjects in favour of astronomy/astrology, miss assignments and would she care ? no, she would not

either a halfblood or pureblood, i'm leaning more pureblood from some prestigious ravenclaw family

i can't believe i forgot divination she would be so good at that too

but she'd probs hate trelawney's way of teaching, great moment of bonding with hermione

i don't think she'd like quidditch much tbf

// lisa:

ravenclaw, what else would she be ?

do i rly need to say anything

she could end up being a prefect, despite her trying to avoid it

after graduating hogwarts, she'd be a librarian in the library and love telling off kids for going into the restricted section

i can't see her as anything other than being a muggleborn

pureblood ? sure, but it'd probably end with her being stressed and needing to do something more

not a half-blood no way

she'd probably invent some of her own spells in any spare time too

she's a friendly mentor in ravenclaw too, but definitely has a bit of a social life about - a proper social butterfly

gossip enthusiast !!! not maliciously but she'd love to be in the know

also a bit of a tea afficionado

// diona:

honestly i think slytherin suits her best of the 4 houses

ambition is a big thing for slytherins, and we all know how she feels about the alcohol/wine industry

a halfblood too, but she may try to become an animagus when she's older

could be seen as scary or fierce by others in the school

she would definitely be on the quidditch team as a chaser - her feline lineage probably helps her a bit here, but she would love to show up other players

butt heads with all the bullies and get the schools' respect for doing so

she would HATE the pureblood elitism going on in her house, and always butt heads with them

constantly reminding them that they can't be all that great, since she's in the same house as them

AND she's way better at potions than them (unfortunately for her)

honestly snape would be impressed with her, because even though her motivations are unusual to him, she's still an ace at potions

she would be good at care of magical creatures too, and have great affinity with the feline-like creatures especially because of her lineage

she'd have a small soft spot for the younger kids, and help them out with homework or pass them snacks in detention or on punishment as long as they pinky promise her never to touch firewhisky or butterbeer when they grow up

her patronus would probs be a lynx actually, because of her independence and loyalty, and her passion to overthrow the alcohol industry

// eula:

struggled placing her a bit but i put her in slytherin because i got a headache everytime i imagined her in another house. not much to it unfortunately

becomes a prefect tho !!!!!!

oh actually i lied in the first point. she's from a prestigious pureblood family full of slytherins, and she just wanted to be placed there as an 11 year old to not be in trouble with her family i guess

she could have been a hufflepuff maybe tho

she's really responsible though

amber keeps trying to get her to open up and meet new people, and she's slowly slowly getting there

duelling expert ! no way she wouldn't love dada

i don't know if she'd be a quidditch player, but ig she was, she'd be a beater definitely

// rosaria:

slytherinnnnn because i don't know crap about her and she's pretty much mysterious soo here we go

really mysterious, like really seriously very extremely mysterious

can see thestrals !!!

not sure why i added exclamations

nobody knows what she's up to i suppose

reputation for breaking curfew and wandering about the school at night

she has really unconventional study habits, doesn't study in a traditional ways, so she'll surprise people with knowledge on seemingly random topics

she'd also be a runes master, and know like, everything about them

not too sure she'd attend quidditch games, unless someone dragged her along with them

very advanced at defence magic

hates house politics, she just stays out of it as much as she can

secret smoker/drinker lol, she absolutely heads off somewhere to have a nice cig or drink

also a fashion rebel !!!! she doesn't really care about the rules, i think that's already of established

okayyy i think this is it, next part is the boys !!!!!!!!

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